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The Ambassador of Agony©

As I sat in the doctors office this week listening to that Christmas song by Wham!, reading the latest issue of TIME Magazine — and by latest, I…

Royal Engagment (clever, huh?)

Why hello my dearest readers. Today I bringeth you the striking story of a handsome young chap and his beautiful lady. These may be the two most irrel…

Welcome Back…Kinda

It’s been nearly 10 months since Conan O’Brien hosted his final Tonight Show on NBC before leaving the network in January. Between then an…

The King Ain’t Even Playin’

Lemme ax y’all a question. Since when is Stephen A. Smith a political strategist? On Tuesday, November 1, the state of this nation drastically chang…

Identity Crisis

You know, if I were teacher, there’s not a doubt in my mind who I’d dress up as for Halloween: Pee-Wee Herman. He is a very smart man, hosted a ve…