The Deep End
The Deep End Show Episode 5
February 6, 2010 By Kyle Crowell
A Very Interactive Desk Scene
A Very Interactive Desk Scene from The Deep End Show on Vimeo.
Starring: John Caiella and Ankur Patankar.
The Staff Get…
The Flu Shot Adventure
December 8, 2009 By Joe Manganiello
As the cold winds of the 2009 winter first began to blow over our fine town, the flu dominated over weakened immune systems. Coming with a fury, the â…
What is The Deep End?
December 2, 2009 By John Caiella
"The Deep End" is a glorious section where the reader may rest his or her feet after a grueling journey through the "facts," "research," and "legitima…
A Man’s Opinion on “New Moon”…
November 25, 2009 By Bobby Cavelli
Is it true when men say they wear the pants in the relationship? Most of the time it is, but in my opinion you don’t if you like “Twilight…
Kevin Phoenix Gets His Kerouac On
Reporter Kevin Phoenix takes the plunge into experimental journalism.
Protect Yourself from Swine Flu!
November 8, 2009 By Ankur Patankar
There’s been a lot of talk about the mysterious swine flu recently. Apparently some schools are even shutting down temporarily. But I know no LHS st…
Why Men Prefer Dogs to Women
November 7, 2009 By Neven Zahran
Men prefer having dogs to being in a relationship. Even though this is going against my rights to feminism, this is true.
Men love to own dogs rather…
Letter to the Editor By Professor Rutherford R.L. Jamesington III
November 6, 2009 By Ankur Patankar
Dear Lifeguard,
I was perusing your last issue, and came upon several things I found both distasteful and offensive to us Wall Street Financiers. A di…
Another Sunday Night
November 3, 2009 By Kyle Spencer
It’s just that time again. A late Sunday night and you find yourself staring blank into the divots in your living room wall wondering how so many li…
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