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Looking For Mr.Goodbar?

Print Managing Editor, Dakota Inman explores prom season.

Grade Stressin’

As it gets further into the school year, it seems that some students have been checking their grades on “My Gradebook” just as frequent as…

‘Good will toward men’, huh?

Well, don’t get me wrong. I’m no cynic, in fact most people accuse me of optimism. I prefer the term ‘Alissia’ but it’s …

Where are you Christmas?

It’s Christmas time and so far it looks more like October. Everybody seems plenty happy about that, but where did the Christmas spirit go? What …

IDK, I Do Know How To Write Though

I walked into my English class this morning, not expecting perfect grammar, but at least plausible grammar. Thrown around “LOLs” and “Whatcha do…

Senior Year, As Good As It Sounds?

Does senior year live up to the legend? Nick Barrington has your answer.

You Say You Want a Resolution?

Jenna Bossert puts in her two cents on a defining characteristic of New Years.

The “Perfect” Gift

Brianna Case documents her search for that special gift for that special someone.

iPod Touch Saves Pre-Teen’s Life, Will it Save Yours?

On Wednesday, in Stanton, Delaware, a twelve year old girl prevented her from a kidnapper by using an iPod Touch. This witty middle schooler was waiti…